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NA ME FUCK UP...

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Yesterday, I chatted up one of my friends. We are close to some extent... But I dunno, she decided to bombard me with some terrifying questions. Sha, na me cause my problems... I told her I was actually famished.  I asked if she could come over and assist me in cooking. That was a joke tho. She then asked if I stayed alone... I said a "no..." due to the fact that we are currently on strike, I now stay with my parents. She further asked to know if I had an apartment of my own.  I said "kinda..." reason being that, during school sessions, I do pair with a friend of mine. On weekends, I would go back home inorder to rest and eat some good meals.  I then prayed she shouldn't ask me further questions. I wasn't in the mode to entertain questions.  Just then, she sought to know my age Normally, I don't tell people my actual age, reasons best known to me.  I felt my age should be confidential, in order to avoid any belittlement of any sort.  I tried ...

HEART BREAKING!

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My parents travelled on good Friday morning. They were to be away for two days, in an Easter gospel conference at Abuja.  I was left alone in the house.  My mom gave me some money for my upkeep. I was instructed not to stay away from the good friday service, which was slated for 8am that morning. The service was conducted by the church we attended. I went against her instructions, I stayed back at home. I didn't feel like going out that morning.  But at about 10:30 am, I decided to take a little walk, inorder to get some food. On my way, I met some rough looking guys.  I couldn't figure out what they were doing. All I saw were stools with cartons placed on them.  They beckoned on me... As an inquisitive fellow, I was anxious to know what they were doing. I walked up to them boldly. "Oboy!!! triple your score...drop 2K and get 6K..." one of the guys there was told. To my amusement, he played and won the money. Little did I know he was amongst the gamb...

CRAZY SATURDAY

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Saturdays are meant to relax and chill out with "hommies" yunno, reason being that it's not an official working day. Two Saturdays ago...the sun was shining at its full strength, in the morning hours. I seized the opportunity to wash and dry my clothes. I performed some other household chores afterwards.  At the eve of the day, I decided to join my guys at the football pitch, despite the warnings my mom gave me. When I got there, the game had already begun...I was behind time.  At some point in the game, someone was substituted so I could play. Minutes after I got in, I was fouled by an opponent. I actually dived but decided to act like I was hurt. I needed a free kick. The foul play led to a hitted argument, the game was suspended.  Some group of persons began to play the ball amongst themselves. I decided to rest my head alittle. I found a suitable area on the pitch, I laid down facing the road. I slept off. Few minutes later, I woke up. The whole field was ...